“Contemporary authors who construct a thick barrier between themselves and their readers such that authorial vulnerability is revealed negatively, i.e., via the construction of the barrier.”
“The scientist and philosopher are like identical twins in a world without mirrors.”
–Evan Lavender-Smith
Polysemic Stupor 
Also:
“The scientist to the philosopher: ‘Get over yourself.’
“The philosopher to the scientist: ‘Get over your world.'”
-Lavender-Smith
Love it. “Authorial vulnerability.”