Interviewing Correspondence (-ts)
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Composing letters is good exercise for writing.Β Imagined audience and relation, fitting language to a function with a purpose.
Dear WordPress Users:
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β I regret to inform you.Β Iβd like to congratulate you.Β It has come to our attention.Β In the matter regarding.Β Allow me to introduce myself.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β The address sets a tone.Β There is little to waste.Β Readers can be lost in a matter of moments, of letters, of marks.
Sex.Β Hate.Β Cookies.Β Pups.Β Nudity.Β Self-loathing or injuries sustained.Β Rants.Β Cuss.Β Sexual organs.Β Deviant tastes or behaviors.Β Righteousness.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β These terms as keywords capture the bulk of contemporary humanity.Β Money, sugar, self-sustenance/survival/success, fame.Β Beauty, distress, the hideous, tragedy and laughs work as well.Β Also superlatives.Β And challenges.
Youβve never seen a _____ this size!Β Fires burn out of control, lives lostβ¦Β Wowza! Sheβs got _____!!Β Β You have no idea _____!Β Did you ever imagine _____ could be so good?!
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Direct-ion.Β Scan billboards and headlines, logos and slogans β these things are devised to capture attention, activate interest.Β Use imagery and images β somehow weβve evolved into a very visual culture β we taste, hear, touch and listen β with our eyes!Β Watch a video with the sound turned off.Β Gaze at some pictures of food.Β Read poems.Β I challenge you (smiley-face) β what are you unable to senseβ¦just using your eyes?Β (Whatever it is will cause you to act).
Action works.Β Activate.Β Stimulate.Β Request.Β Invite.Β Offer.Β Command.Β Insult.
You really have no concept of what youβre doing here, do you?Β I mean, reading this?Β Hoping for some pleasurable payoff of insight or delight!Β Something succulent or soothing, entertaining or erotic, secrets or solutions.Β You selfish bastards!Β Give a little!Β Itβs all βwhatβs in it for ME!?βΒ Sucking the world dry like these pagesβ¦
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Give people something to find that theyβll consider βwrongβ β people LOVE to feel βright.βΒ Scapegoating works well β and it can be anything β people will follow: bottled water, big government, Christianity, children, homosexuals, genres, stupidityβ¦the lemmings will leap.
Dear WordPress Users:
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β I regret to inform you that the following letters are not art.Β
βWorks of art represent webs of sounds, movements and ideasβ¦ Human beings are contradictoryβ¦ Freedom is the law of human natureβ¦At the basis of every artistic work, every stage in artistic construction, lie similar principles of revealing the contradictionsβ¦ artistic compositions show the fallacy of simple solutionsβ¦ one can do anything, but there is no purposeβ¦β
(all Viktor Shklovsky, from βOn the Dissimilarity of the Similarβ)
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Dear WordPress Users:
I urge you: exercise freedom and complexity!
Utilize everything!
Sincerely,
da Man-Oβ-Word(s)