To all of you out there loving, protecting, nurturing, listening, comforting, engaging and delighting in your children:
HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!
which, as my wife’s card to me pointed out, cannot be incoincidentally unjumbled into:
HE FARTS! HAPPY DAY!!
oh the gifts and joys a good father offers!
and the unmeasurable joy and delight brought a man by fathering.