To all of you out there loving, protecting, nurturing, listening, comforting, engaging and delighting in your children:

HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!

which, as my wife’s card to me pointed out, cannot be incoincidentally unjumbled into:

HE FARTS!  HAPPY DAY!!

oh the gifts and joys a good father offers!

and the unmeasurable joy and delight brought a man by fathering.